Open Up My Eager Eyes

Jul 24

mad-munch:

if i were a bird

mad-munch:

if i were a bird

(via hopist)


Jul 22

dollygale:

there are tears in my eyes 

(via hopist)


Jul 19

Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!
↳ Disney Princesses + waking up

(via hopist)



Jul 17
dyspnoeic:

jojje94:

this is what i imagine sports is

#dead

dyspnoeic:

jojje94:

this is what i imagine sports is

#dead

(via hopist)


(via hopist)


Jul 15

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

(via cleolinda)


Jul 10
merwalrus:

The idea wouldn’t leave my head!! Sailor Mable!!

merwalrus:

The idea wouldn’t leave my head!! Sailor Mable!!


Jul 7

Lost in New York? The streets are numbered! How’d you get lost in New York? I know it’s kind of stupid to complain about a movie that came out seventeen years ago, but I wasn’t a comedian back then. So I have to do it now. I wish I’d been. I wish I’d been a def jam comic when [Home Alone 2: Lost in New York] came out. I would’ve torn it to pieces! 

(via wouldicatchyoudreaming)


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